Modern Family Gif Highlight: 5x19 "A Hard Jay's Night"

The last time I did this I included like 15 gifs and it took forever (I'm still in school, I don't have forever to derp around and make gifs) so this week I did not gif the Jay/ Claire storyline and only a little of Manny/ Luke. I'm sorry, Jay and Claire are relatively un-amusing on their own, so together that makes a dull storyline.

Phil shampooed in college to pay for his cheer gear 

Manny: Potato chips, please!

Whenever Phil and Gloria have storylines together--or even just scenes together--it's comic gold. This week's situation of them working at a beauty parlor for a day was no exception. 






Luke wants to go to a party, and Manny would rather stay home for Jay's party. Why? Because Manny was invited and Luke wasn't. Oh 9th grade what a physically, mentally, and socially awkward year.

if only you could here his voice right now

 Cam's Dad made them the worst topper ever (made out of soap, to boot). Well maybe not the worst topper ever, but it made Mitch look like a bit of a pansy--which he hates. Soap carvings--I didn't think that was a real thing?

I would officially like Phil Dunphy to shampoo my hair from now on. Where do I go for this service? This guy is a man of many talents: real estate agent, director, shampooer/ psychiatrist. etc.

And Mitch looks like Paul Bunyan! (??)

In an attempt to get rid of the soap thing, Jay gets Stella to bury it in the backyard. Nice try, but aren't we supposed to be honest with our partners? No matter what?

hairdressers know all sorts of secrets

Phil helps Gloria realize that she's not 100% ready to let go of her old life (get rid of her old apartment). These two! It's funny that their significant others are my least favorite characters. I guess that just proves that all four of them have one thing in common: the kind of personality they're attracted to!

Listen up kiddos, if your mom or dad ever asks to wash your hair 1. be weirded out and 2. know it's a ploy to open up and keep those secrets locked!

  

*EDIT: I realize that I spelled hear wrong. I am embarrassed.