Monday, February 10, 2014

In Case You Missed it: Cancellation Edition

X Factor (USA) has been axed after 3 seasons. Good Riddance. That show was boring and I know I'm not the only one who's sick of Simon Cowell's inflated ego, stupid sheer v-necks, and weird hair.
I'm surrounded by idiots. I shouldn't have quit AI!
Let's take a look back at The X Factor's biggest hits:
-Remember when Simon brought back Paula as a marketing tool but all of her acts were the first to be kicked off? So she was fired, again?
-Remember when L.A. Reid was the guy who signed Justin Bieber so we just didn't care about anything he had to say?
-Remember when they brought in Demi Lovato and her and Simon were too flirty and it was just icky?
- Remember when Steve Jones hosted (who?), and then Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez co-hosted (yes that really happened), and then it was just Mario Lopez?
-Remember when Britney Spears judged for one season and awkwardly sang Happy Birthday to L.A. Reid?
-Remember when Simon Cowell mocked Demi Lovato's substance abuse in the most recent finale?
-And remember the two randos they brought on as judges this season? (wasn't one Scary Spice?)

Taking this lovely trip down memory lane only further cements my happiness that this stupid show was cancelled. I only wish that Simon Cowell did not have the everlasting satisfaction that he "created" one of the most successful boy bands of all time.

Go away Simon, we don't like you anymore.

PS: American Idol, you're next. 


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